popfreakinpunk:

was this movie even real

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glam-hutchence:

kairibloodheart:

some schools know how to have fun, and I was never in any of them

My high school locked the principle in a cage to raise money and people were taking selfies with her

(via marypoppinit)

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(via youcantskinnydipalone)

delicatemotion:

Perfect

hanniggle:

darrynek:

what she says: no

what she really means: no

women are so complicated how are us men supposed to understand them

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digitalshower:

methhomework:

tumblr meet up

I had to replay this twenty three times to see every individual

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tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

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yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

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